Black Lives Matter Terrorist Demands

Comrade   August 4, 2016   Comments Off on Black Lives Matter Terrorist Demands

The terrorists of BLM have issued a list of demands, it is as incoherent and unthought out as a bungled 7/11 robbery, but I’m going to respond anyway. I want to be very clear this is not directed at black people in general, or even at some of the naive members of BLM who mistakenly think it’s actually about stopping violence. This is directed at the race hustlers, thugs, criminals, and idiots that comprise the core of the Black Lives Matter movement and whom it speaks on behalf of.

End the war on black people

We demand an end to the named and unnamed wars on black people – including the criminalization, incarceration, and killing of our people.

So… are we supposed to make theft, murder, drug trafficking, rape, and assault legal activities? People are criminalizing themselves by doing this garbage, and while I don’t believe all blacks are like this, it saddens me that some are so morally bankrupt they believe the problem is the laws and not that people are breaking them.

Reparations

We demand reparations for harms inflicted on black people: from colonialism to slavery through food & housing redlining, mass incarceration, & surveillance.

Matt Palumbo has done an excellent job eviscerating this specific demand on Allen B. West’s website. But I’m going to take a different approach and tentatively agree to providing reparations. The reparations (for those who opt to receive them) will consist of a one way ticket to Africa with enough cash for 2 years cost of living (so like $500) and we’ll shred and burn your American citizenship papers for you as you board the plane. Jambo!

Invest-Divest

We demand investments in the education, health, and safety of black people, instead of investments in the criminalizing, caging, and harming of black people.

I’m going to agree here with investments in the education. There was obviously a huge education failure that resulted in this racist trainwreck of a movement. Now if you want safety, you’re gonna have to stop killing and victimizing each other. You’re literally criminalizing yourselves with your unlawful actions. If you don’t want harmed once you criminalize yourself, comply with police. Once you do that we’ll be able to cease investments in caging and won’t have to harm you to enforce the law. Government Pro-Tip: You can increase investments in education by having your city council vote to raise property taxes (which is what funds education in many places).

Economic Justice

We demand economic justice for all and a reconstruction of the economy to ensure black communities have collective ownership, not merely access.

No, you take your pinko commie garbage somewhere else. Where’s Joseph McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover when you need them?

Community Control

We demand a world where those most impacted in our communities control the laws, institutions, and policies that are meant to serve us.

It’s called elections and voting, and already exists. The problem is you elect race-hustlers and democrats who don’t know what they’re doing, and that’s why your communities are a wreck. The Flint water crisis wouldn’t have happened if the elected officials could manage a simple municipal water system. Democrats want a nanny state which controls every aspect of your lives, and then they do an awful job of it. Once you realize that and stop voting for them, you’ll get your community control.

Political Power

We demand full and independent black political power and black self-determination in all areas of society.

What does this even mean? This demand right here is why nobody wants to play with you. How about you try playing nice with the other races and stop making stupid demands that make absolutely no sense. You’ll be amazed at how cooperative people become when you stop blaming them for your problems. You want self-determination? Start by taking responsibility for your actions, and we’ll take this one step at a time.